Join us tonight for a special IPWF special from Impact Wrestling.
Impact Provincial Wrestling Federation
Every normal wrestler is under a different name and dressed in an old school, 80s persona.
Match 1. Kamikaze VS Rapid Delivery Pete (Rich Swann)
A we want pizza chant breaks out right away. Kamikaze jumps Pete from behind. He follows up with a few axe handles from the top rope. He locks on Pete in the abdominal stretch. Kamikaze uses the ropes for leverage, but gets caught and then hip tossed. Kamikaze uses a nerve hold on Pete’s trap. Kamikaze locks on a sleeper, but Pete rallies to a pizza chant. Pete lands a few crossbodies and a dropkick. After a splash it is over.
Winner, Rapid Delivery Pete
George The Iceman interviews DJ 2 Large, The International Commonwealth Champion. (Moose) DJ is a fan favorite in this alternate universe. He is rapping. He runs down his challengers JYD like from back in the day. The $361,000 Man enters. Think of the Million Dollar Man. He tries to buy the championship. DJ tells him he can’t afford it. He is offered 10k for the belt. DJ raps some more and declines and dances. The the $361k man introduces the Masked Brother. They brawl and this sets up a match.
We get a Red Letter backstage interview. Rapid Delivery Pete interjects.
Match 2. Frank, The Butcher (Rhino) with Giuseppe Scovelli Jr (Scott D’Amore) VS Neptune (Shera) with Walter Chestnut
Frank is all over Neptune and the crowd is firmly in this corner. Neptune gains an advantage, but fails in a 2nd rope attack. Butcher chops and gore’s Neptune. After a clothesline, it is over.
Winner, Frank the Butcher
Scovelli gives janitor uniforms to the losers and they have to clean up.
Match 3. The Hard Workers, Hall and Oats (Jake Something and Deaner) VS The Sunday Morning Express, The Paperboy and Editor and Chief (Chris Sabin)
The Hard Workers are dancing and having fun. The Editor and Paperboy are in control, distracting the ref. Oats and Hall gain an advantage, but take plenty of time to dance. Hall even dances when he is getting beat on. Hall slams Paperboy and rolls up Editor for a two count. Paperboy clocks Oats with a loaded news paper and Editor rolls him up.
Winners, The Sunday Morning Express
There is a backstage segment where Dreamer used someone’s gym bag as a toilet. This ends up getting Myers to throw up. Neptune and Walter Chestnut are left to clean up the mess.
Match 4. Rusty Iron and Rip Razor (Ace Austin) VS Colt McCoy (Eddie Edwards) and Georgia Cobb (Jordynne Grace)
Georgia and Rip start the match. Rusty tags in. Georgia slams her. McCoy gives Georgia a cowgirl hat. They then do tandem atomic drops. There is one cheesy line delivered after another from the commentators. Back from break, Iron is working over Colt in the corner. McCoy boots Rip to the floor. Cobb and Iron go at it. Iron kicks out of a Vadorbomb. McCoy DDT’s Razon. Cobb delivers a spinning rack. It is over.
Winners, Georgia Cobb and Colt McCoy
The Masked Brother (Frankie Kazarian) cuts a promo backstage
Match 5. DJ 2Large VS Masked Brother (with $361,000 Man)
The Masked Brother takes the early advantage after his manager interfered. He was subsequently tossed from the ring area. DJ rallies and shakes the ropes in approval. He is another dancing wrestler and Bro capitalizes while DJ was dancing too much. The match spills to the floor. Neptune and Chestnut are sweeping there. Some guys come in dressed in black and try to jump DJ. Brother hits DJ with a foreign object and gets the pin.
Winner and New International Common Wealth TV Champion, Masked Brother
Match 6. Fall Ball Tournament Final. Tim Burr (Josh Alexander) VS Boris Alexiev (Santino Marella) with Colonel Corn (Johnny Bravo)
Tim Burrs best friend was killed in the previous match against Russian, Alexiev. (Storyline) Alexiev states if Burr dies, he dies. Burr lays in some open hand slaps. The Russian is down. Corn knocks Burr off the top rope. Alexiev goes on the attack after that. He tries for the claw, but misses. Burr then knocks Alexiev off the top rope. Burr goes back to the chops. He uses a bulldog off the top rope. Alexiev locks on a crossface. Burr gets to the ropes. Burr blocks a superplex. Burr hits the double axe off the top and it is over.
Winner, Tim Burr
The locker room enters to congratulate Burr.