Orton shares a Cena OVW story, Moxley comments on Orange Cassidy’s All Out performance

Sep 18, 2023 - by Steve Gerweck

Randy Orton (via Reddit AMA):

“I was in OVW with John Cena and were wrestling each other. I had a bad cold, so I blew my nose in my shirt during the match. I grabbed him and put him in a headlock, so that his face was in the snot. The thing with John is, he doesn’t react to anything. You could walk up to him and put your cock on his shoulder and he’ll look at it and do nothing. I’ve actually done it.”

Jon Moxley (The Bleav in Pro Wrestling Podcast):

“Orange Cassidy pulled off an amazing performance at ‘All Out’ in Chicago. He lost, but he pulled off an amazing performance in his first ever pay-per-view main event. That was not planned in the weeks out.

In fact, everything would have looked completely different, but things changed and thats kind of how it goes. If you’re gonna have any success in wrestling, it’s very rarely going to go according to plan. You got to be ready to take the opportunity when it’s there.”

5 Responses

  1. art123guy says:

    Maybe Cena looked at you junk and thought, “Eh, no big deal.”

  2. Kyle Christie says:

    Maybe Cena couldn’t… see it.

  3. Luke says:

    So Randy Orton just goes around backstage smacking his dick on people’s shoulders?

  4. What? says:

    @Luke: That…kinda checks out, actually. At minimum, it’s well within the realm of believability for Orton in his heyday.

  5. Luke says:

    That just raises more questions… Does he sneak up behind them when they’re sitting down or is he in the Robert Fuller category where he stands face to face with the guy, looks him in the eye, and *whack* like a snap-on wristband?
    I think Randy Orton’s wacky (whacky?) dick antics deserve further journalistic pursuit. Perhaps a Dark Side episode.

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