Joey Ryan fired from Disneyland

Jun 30, 2022 - by Steve Gerweck

According to the Los Angeles Times, Joey Ryan was fired from Disneyland after his superiors got the wind of sexual misconduct allegations. For those not in the know, Ryan was working as a handler on the Jungle Cruise attraction before he got fired.

Disney stated they do background checks on all employees, but missed Ryan’s allegations due to them being made against his stage name. Ryan’s real name is Joseph Ryan Meehan.

8 Responses

  1. art123guy says:

    “Ryan was working as a HANDLER on the Jungle Cruise attraction before he got fired.”

    Disney: So, what skills do you have?
    Ryan: Some would say I’m (allegedly) handsy.
    Disney: So a hands-on kinda guy? Good with people?
    Ryan: Umm, you could say that.
    Disney: Great! We have the perfect job for you.

  2. Jake Allen says:

    I’m all for a guy being punished for the crimes he committed. But he deserves to work somewhere to try and make a living somehow, especially after he’s already paid for said crimes. So, this is just horrible cancel culture at its finest. And I get it’s Disney. But really? He can’t work on your dumb jungle cruise? And is this guy ever going to be allowed to earn some kind of income? Even if it’s a bathroom janitor at a Chevron?

  3. Pisto75666 says:

    “I get it’s Disney but he can’t work on your dumb jungle cruise?”
    A guy who has a sexual assault case pending against him? Working for the biggest family friendly company in the world that’s not WWE? Seriously?

    “Is this guy ever going to be allowed to earn some kind of income?”

    “Will no one think of the guy whose only talent is wrestling with his penis?” Pornhub is a thing. And he’s worked for nearly every wrestling company in the world. He’ll be okay. I promise.

  4. Joseph says:

    “A Disney World employee was among 12 men nabbed by Florida law enforcement for allegedly soliciting children for sex online, officials said.”

    “In 2014, reporters at CNN published a bombshell six-month investigation that discovered at least 35 Disney employees had been arrested for sex crimes against children, attempting to meet minors for sex, and possession of child pornography over the previous eight years.”

    Looks to me like he should have fit right in at Disney.

  5. Mike T says:

    Guy would make a sh-t ton on onlyfans

  6. DB says:

    @Joseph He would only fit in at Disney if he was attracted to young children and supported grooming. 😉

  7. Disgruntled Jobber says:

    He could always become a catholic priest. With the way the Vatican has operated, he could molest until his heart’s content and he’ll have someone watching his back.

  8. art123guy says:

    Silly Disgruntled Jobber, Joey (allegedly) molests women, not small boys.

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