Lana Trashes Ronda Rousey for Taking Her Spot on Total Divas

Feb 25, 2019 - by James Walsh

WWE Superstar Lana shared a vlog on her YouTube channel explaining why she’s “salty” over Ronda Rousey. As previously reported, Lana and Rusev are no longer part of Total Divas, and Rousey is set to join the next season. Below are some highlights and the video of Lana’s rant.

Lana on Ronda Rousey replacing her on Total Divas: “Yes. I’m just going to address the elephant in the room. Yes. I’m very, very salty. B****, you know I’m salty. I’m going to discuss all the reasons why I’m salty. You want to know what has added all the icing on the cake to my saltiness? The fact that I have read on the internet, rumor has it that Ronda Rousey is possibly taking my spot on Total Divas. Are you kidding me? I understand. Everyone, let’s just take a moment and *Claps* Ronda Rousey, Baddest Woman on the Planet. Everyone, clap for you. Clap for Ronda Rousey. Joy, clap with me! Let’s clap for Ronda Rousey. Baddest Woman on the planet. You’ve shattered every glass ceiling, you sell out every single PPV, and apparently, we got this FOX deal because of Ronda Rousey! Didn’t know that, but I guess that’s what it is. You’re the Baddest Woman on the Planet.” Congratulations, you came in third place in the Olympics. You got a gold–a bronze medal. So technically, you’re really not the best, not you’re definitely not number one. But anyways, now you’re a reality star? I thought all you did was diss reality stars? Diss the Bellas, and now you’re taking my spot on Total Divas! Yes, I’m salty! Very, very salty!

Lana on Rousey not being entertaining: “There’s literally not enough salt in here to tell you how freaking salty I am! And yes, I know, Rusev. I’m about to break it. He’s [Rusev] filming this right now. You know what? I’m so proud of you, Ronda, for being the Baddest Woman on the Planet, but let me tell you, you’re no reality star. And guess the one thing you will never ever, ever, ever be is as entertaining as me. You’re small little pinky will never ever compare to way I can entertaining. I have literally yet been entertained by you on Raw. Every time you grab that mic I [*she motions falling asleep*]. Thank god you can fight because god knows you cannot talk! God knows that you’re YouTube channel is the most boring thing that I’ve seen in my entire life! My entire literal life existence! … You know what? And not only that. Not only are you not entertaining, you will never be ravishing ever! Ever! Ever! Ever! Ever! You will never compare to be as ravishing as I am. No wonder I’m not liked by the E! demographic. No wonder!”

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