Backstage: Kane sits down next to the Undertaker and asks "So ... how was
your week?" (review of Triple H's accusation that Kane is a murderer and that
the Undertaker is an adulterer) A narration from Paul Heyman states that
Brock Lesnar is the new Phenom. He says that the Undertaker will Rest in
Peace.
Match #1 - Chris Jericho and Christian vs. Booker T. and Goldust
Booker T steps in for action and Christian comes in. Christian hits the mat
first. Booker T is aggressive and wants to brawl rather than wrestle. Goldust
is in and he also works fast and gets a nearfall on Christian. Jericho is
tagged in Goldust is attacked by the two opponents, but knocks the two of
them, on top of each other, onto the outside of the ring. Christian gets in a
cheap shot. Jericho gets a nearfall. Jericho takes control of the match.
Christian is tagged in and keeps Goldust isolated. Goldust tries to crawl to
his corner. Christian knocks Booker off the apron to stop that. Again,
Goldust is isolated. Goldust again tries to make the tag, Jericho cuts him
off. He gives Jericho a neckbreaker and makes the tag. Booker is now in with
Jericho. He explodes into action. Goldust gets the Golden Globes. Jericho
gets Goldust in the Walls. Booker comes in and solves that. He nails Jericho
with the scissors kick. Christian attacks Goldust on the outside. Booker
comes off the top rope with a kick to Jericho. Booker spins. Christian runs
in with the belt. Booker gets rid of him. Jericho goes for a moonsault and
the second rope breaks. The ref checks it out while Booker has Jericho
pinned. Jericho pulls a moonsault off the top and pins Goldust for the win.
WINNERS AND CHAMPIONS: JERICHO AND CHRISTIAN
Funaki reviews the situation with Dawn Marie and Torrie. He then talks with
Torrie's dad who has had more than a few peeks at Dawn Marie. Funaki wants to
know why Torrie's dad was wearing clothes in the shower. Torrie's dad says
that he did have sexual relations with that woman.
Match #2 - Torrie vs. Dawn Marie
Immediately, Torrie knocks Dawn Marie to the floor before she even finishes
entering the ring. Torrie is angry and is taking is to Dawn. Dawn Marie seems
more focused and is able to turn it into a wrestling match. Dawn Marie takes
Dawn Marie to the outside and then after some punishment, puts her back in
the ring. Dawn focuses on Torrie's lower back and goes to work. Dawn slips on
a few submission moves and keeps Torrie on her stomach. Dawn Marie gets a
pin, but Torrie kicks out. Torrie is more than teed and attacks. The ref ends
up rolling around on the floor with them. The match continues. The two are
now throwing each other around the ring. Torrie slingshots Dawn Marie into
the corner. Torrie is finally able to pin and win.
WINNER: TORRIE
Backstage: Van Dam makes fun of Flair
Backstage: Tracy insists that Undertaker is a liar and will get what he
deserves.
Match #3 - Ric Flair vs. Rob Van Dam
Ric Flair and Rob Van Dam start out on the outside. RVD kicks Flair into the
first row. RVD works on his in the barrier. They return to the ring and RVD
administers rolling thunder. They continue. Van Dam gets a nearfall. Flair
fights back with a low blow. Flair focuses on Rob's knee to keep him
grounded. Flair pushes RVD into the corner and continues to work on the left
leg. Flair stomps on RVD. Flair goes for the figure four. Rob is able to the
ropes and break it. Rob counters another figure four with a cradle and gets a
near fall. Flair goes to the top rope. RVD catches him and throws him to the
mat. The crowd goes wild. Rob gives Flair rolling thunder and pins, but Flair
grabs the rope. Rob Van Dam nails the 5 star frog splash and wins the match.
WINNER: ROB VAN DAM
Backstage: Big Show is confiding to Steph about something. Eric catches them
and demands to know what is going on. Big Show tells Eric that he has not
been on a ppv since July and has not headlined a ppv in years. He is not
pleased. He blames it on Eric.
Eric tells him that he cannot talk to Steph and wants to know who the hell he
thinks he is. Giant grabs him and tells threatens him with bodily harm.
Match #4 - Jamie Noble with Nidia vs. Tajiri
Tajiri meets Noble with a baseball slide. He then jumps out onto the floor
onto Noble. In the ring, Tajiri remains dominant. Noble uses a submission
move, pulling Tajiri's arms behind his back to gain some control. Noble gets
covers, but cannot make it stick. Tajiri remains dominant. Nidia distracts
the ref with a kiss when Tajiri has Noble pinned. Nidia continues to help
Noble until he is able to fall onto Tajiri for the pin. Tajiri kisses Nidia;
she likes it. Nidia kisses Noble. She likes it. Tajiri kicks Noble in the
back of the head, he falls on top of Nidia. Tajiri leaves the ring.
WINNER: JAMIE NOBLE
Backstage: Benoit tells Eddie that Angle put Chavo in a closet. Eddie refuses
to help. It turns out to be Chavo.
Match #5 - Triple H vs. Kane
The match starts out as a brawl and continues in this fashion. Kane is
unusually vocal as he continues to unload on Hunter. Hunter seems tentative
about the match up at first. Kane knocks Hunter out of the ring in the
beginning and then they remain in the ring for a while. They end up on the
outside again. Then back in the ring. Triple H is now having an advantage as
he stomps on Kane and gets in a neckbreaker. Kane tries to counter but
Triple H continues to show dominance and gets in a spinebuster. The ref
admonishes Triple H for slingshoting Kane's throat in the ropes, but the
match continues. Triple H jumps on piggyback and slaps on a sleeper. Kane
misses with one move then he connects with a big boot. Kane gets in a
sidewalk slam and comes off the third rope. Flair runs in to help. Kane
fights him off. The ref is down. Flair runs in again and Hurricane chases
Flair away. Triple H pedigrees Hurricane on the outside. Kane sits up and
fights Triple H after he returns to the ring. Triple H comes off the top
rope, but Kane catches him in midair. The match continues and they knock each
other down. The ref is out. They end up on the outside. Kane chokeslams
Triple H through the Spanish announce table. Flair cannot seem to stop Kane.
Kane takes Triple H into the ring. Flair tries to nail Kane with a sledge
hammer. Kane takes the sledge hammer from Flair. He finally decides to use it
on Triple H. Triple H desperately gives Kane a low blow. Kane picks up Triple
H in a tombstone, but Triple H nails him in the midsection. Kane recovers and
delivers a chokeslam. He pins. Another ref starts the count but is pulled out
by Flair. Flair comes in and distracts Kane. Hunter pedigrees Kane and is
able to pin and win.
WINNER AND UNIFIED WORLD CHAMPION: TRIPLE H
Backstage: Steph finally finds out that Tracy did lie and she really did just
want to get him back after all these years. Paul Heyman had contacted her and
put her up to it all. Taker walks in and calls her an unflattering name.
Steph tells her to leave.
Match #6 - Kurt Angle and Chris Benoit vs. Edge and Rey Mysterio
Angle and Mysterio start it off. Angle wants to mock Mysterio more than
anything. Angle wants Edge, but Rey will not back down from the Olympic
Champ. Rey is tired of being the butt of Angle's jock. He steps on Angle's
foot and keeps Angle on the mat and mocks him for a while. Edge is tagged in
and then Benoit enters the ring. Benoit is determined to outwrestle Edge.
The fight continues as Edge holds his own. Angle is tagged in. Kurt gives
Edge a belly to belly. Mysterio comes in. Mysterio gets a nearfall. Angle
makes the save. The moves are incredible. Benoit gets the crossface on. Edge
breaks it up. Mysterio goes for the 619 and gets caught by Benoit. Angle
comes in and gives Mysterio a huge belly to belly. Benoit is in with
Mysterio. Angle throws Mysterio into their corner for some punishment. Angle
gets the tag and gets a two count. The match gets wilder. Angle flipped into
the ring from the top by Mysterio, Benoit comes in with a head butt. Edge is
now using his partner as a missile and it works. Benoit will not say die and
slams on the crippler cross face on Edge. Mysterio knocks Benoit off with the
619. Mysterio gets the Angle slam. Angle throws on the ankle lock onto Edge.
Edge gets out, he rolls up, but Angle kicks out in the nick of time. Benoit
and Mysterio end up on the outside. Angle has Edge in an ankle lock in the
ring. Edge counters and does it again. Angle switches positions again. Edge
taps out.
WINNER: BENOIT AND ANGLE - TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
Backstage: Undertaker insists that the trainer gives him a painkiller shot in
the hand that has the cast.
Match #7- Victoria vs. Trish
Victoria comes in with strength and skill and is dominating the match. Trish
fights back. The match goes well after that for Trish who is able to pin and
win. However, Victoria delivers a devastating kick to Trish's chin after the
match.
WINNER: TRISH
Match #8 - Hell in a Cell - Brock Lesnar vs. The Undertaker
Brock is fast and avoids the Undertaker's attempts. Brock takes the
Undertaker and gets a bear hug on immediately. Taker breaks the hold. Brock
powerslams Taker and gets a near fall. Undertaker slams his cast into Brock's
stomach. Undertaker goes to work on Lesnar. Lesnar gets out of the ring to
avoid a hit from the cast. Brock returns to the ring and starts beating on
the Undertaker. He punishes Taker. Taker is yelling in pain. Undertaker
finally gets free and Taker slams Lesnar with the cast. Brock is bleeding
profusely and yelling as he makes a puddle of blood on the floor from his
head wound. Taker continues to attack. Taker is relentless and throws him
into the cage repeatedly and also drags his head across the fence. Heyman
yells for mercy from the outside. Taker drives his knees into the open wound
on Lesnar's head. Taker gets sick of hearing Heyman and even hurts him
through the cage using Heyman's tie and Brock himself. Heyman is now bleeding
from the head. The Undertaker is thrown by Brock into the cage. Heyman hands
his belt to Brock. Brock wraps the belt around the cast and hands the belt
back to Heyman. Heyman tells Undertaker he is going to die now. Heyman holds
the belt and Lesnar slams Taker in the back and the hand with a chair. Lesnar
goes to work on removing the cast. Taker fights back with hands and feet.
Lesnar continues to work on the cast. Lesnar kicks Undertaker's cast and the
Undertaker is on the mat, on the ground. Lesnar gets the cast off. Lesnar
stomps on the foot. Lesnar puts the Undertaker on the top rope. Lesnar swings
from the roof and he kicks Taker in the face and chest. Taker gives him a low
blow and throws him off the ropes. Taker comes off the ropes with an elbow.
Now the Undertaker is even using the broken hand to help him work on Lesnar
and keep himself. Brock throws the metal stops onto him and the Undertaker
comes up with a thick sheet of blood coming down his face. Lesnar is
celebrating. Taker is trying to see through his crimson mask. Lesnar returns
to the ring and Lesnar gets a two count twice. Undertaker is using his broken
right hand. Now he stomps Brock's right hand. He wants revenge. Undertaker
goes to take a walk on the ropes, Brock pulls an arm drag and throws
Undertaker across the mat. Taker counters the F-5 and chokeslams Lesnar for a
two count. Taker gets a near fall again, but Lesnar again recovers. Taker
makes the signal for the last ride, Lesnar counters and slams Taker into the
corner. Lesnar unless on Taker. Taker gets Lesnar the Last Ride. Taker gets
the pin, but Lesnar grabs the rope to stop the count. Taker makes the sign
for the tombstone. Lesnar counters it and gives Taker the F-5. He pins and
wins.
