- Live Raw coverage:


- The show kicks off with Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne in the ring. Ozzy is sitting in a kings throne. The crowd is going nuts for the Ozzman. Footage is shown from Wrestlemania 2 where Ozzy appeared as well as his concert from Smackdown last year. Sharon asks Ozzy if he remembers any of that and he says no. US Champion The Miz is out. Miz says he is a bigger star than both Ozzy and Sharon and wants his count out loss to Evan Bourne from last week over turned. Ozzy asks him who he is and says he has never heard of him. Legacy are out now. They say Miz is petty to complain about a count out loss and the big problem stems from last week when Kofi Kingston destroyed their gift to Randy Orton but they are cut off as Big Show is out now. Show says last week he was betrayed by the whole Raw roster and he demands an apology. Ozzy says sarcastically that he is sorry. Show holds up his fist in Ozzy's face and he yells "Shaaaaron" Well here comes DX. This is just a mess of an opening segment. Hunter says Miz, Legacy and Show are all ratings killers and they have come to save the show. They plug Ozzy's new book as well as the new DX book. Triple H says something in Ozzy's ear and he says tonight Miz will face "Evan Braune" for the US Title. Shawn plugs Mania tickets on sale this Saturday and tells Sharon something in her ear as well. She says tonight it will be "Kovi Kings" one on one with Randy Orton. Show then says something in Ozzy's ear. Ozzy says tonight it will be a Triple Threat match with John Cena vs Chris Jericho vs Big Show. Show says that is not what he said at all. Sharon says all the matches are final and if we are down with that she has two words for us and the crowd yells suck it.


(1) US Title: The Miz (c) vs Evan Bourne.
Some of the crowd is chanting "Miz is awesome". Bourne is dominating this match. Michael Cole claims he read Ozzy's book and it is awesome. I some how doubt he really read it. Evan goes for Air Bourne but Miz moves and hits The Skull Crushing Finally for the pin.


- Backstage Josh Matthews interviews Sheamus. He says tonight he will end Jamie Noble's career.


(2) Sheamus vs Jamie Noble. The crowd is dead. It's obvious most of them have no idea who Sheamus is. Total squash so far. Sheamus hits a pump kick and goes for the pin but pulls Noble up after two. Sheamus beats on Noble some more and the referee stops the match which makes Sheamus mad. He continues to attack Noble after the bell and kicks him out of the ring. He follows Noble outside and gives him a vicious power bomb on the floor. That was sick. Referees and trainers are out to tend to Jamie. They are putting him in a neck brace and on a stretcher.


- Footage is shown from last week where Kofi Kingston destroyed Randy Orton's NASCAR.


- Josh Matthews interviews Kofi Kingston backstage. He talks about destroying Randy's car and says he regrets nothing.


- They plug that Ozzy Osbourne's book will be released on 1/10/10 in the US but it is already available now in the UK.


(3) Randy Orton vs Kofi Kingston. The crowd if firmly behind Kofi. Kingston looks really small standing eye to eye with Orton. Legacy is out but Kofi dives on all three of them. Ozzy and Sharon show up on the screen and change the match to a six man tag with Mark Henry and MVP as Kofi's partners.


(4) Randy Orton, Ted Dibiase and Cody Rhodes vs Kofi Kingston, MVP and Mark Henry. Pretty blah match so far with the heels totally dominating. MVP goes for the tag but Orton knocks Kofi off the apron. Henry finally gets the tag and cleans house. Orton goes for the RKO on Henry but Kofi breaks it up. Henry hits the Worlds Strongest Slam on Cody for the pin.


- They plug that coming up after the break Ozzy and Sharon will host "Raw's Got Talent".


- Jerry Lawler is in the ring to host Raw's Got Talent with judges Ozzy Osbourne, Sharon Osbourne and The Great Khali. First out is Santino dressed as Ozzy. He pulls out a Batman figure and bites the head off. Sharon calls it rubbish and Ozzy says bye. Chris Masters is out next and he flexes his muscles to the song Crazy Train. Sharon and Khali like it but Ozzy hates it. Finally out are Chavo and Jillian to sing a duet. They are awful. All three judges hate them. Jillian says Ozzy has no talent and starts to sing Britney Spears. She gets in Sharon's face and Sharon punches her. Chavo tells Ozzy to control his wife and Ozzy tells Chavo to try cause he can't. Chavo gets in Sharon's face and Khali gives him the brain chop. Hornswoggle is out dressed as their son Jack and gives Chavo the Tadpole Splash. This was an awful segment.


- Kelly Kelly and The Bella Twins are shown backstage walking to the ring.


(5) Divas Battle Royal for a shot at the Divas Title. Gail Kim is out first. The Bella Twins go out next. Jack Swagger is at ringside. Eve is distracted by him and gets eliminated. Alicia Fox then eliminates Kelly to win the match. Melina is shown watching the match backstage.


- The show footage from earlier in the show when Noble was demolished by Sheamus.


- Backstage Chris Jericho insults The Osbournes. He says when he was growing up Ozzy was his idol. He said he wanted to be just like Ozzy but no more as he is better than Ozzy.


- DX are backstage with Hornswoggle and tell him he can no longer imitate DX. John Cena comes along and they argue about the Triple Threat at Survivor Series. Cena says it's Hornswoggle's fault. Hornswoggle gives Cena a crotch chop and runs off. Triple H says he beat Cena, HBK says he beat Cena and Cena says they beat each other all the time...ha ha ha...NOT. The Bella Twins look on stunned. Once again Cena is scripted to say the dumbest lines possible.


- DX are out to do guest commentary during the main event. Triple H is joking out being yelled at in his headset.


(6) John Cena vs Big Show vs Chris Jericho. Triple H is yelling vintage over and over. Their commentary is totally over shadowing the match. Show and Jericho are just double teaming Cena. Michaels says he is the Robin and HHH is the Batman of the duo. Jericho and Show argue over who should get the pin and Y2J slaps Show and he pushes Jericho out the floor. Cena try's to give Show and Attitude Adjustment but he falls on Cena. Big Show nails Cena with a right hand and Jericho gets the pin. After the match they lock Cena in a Walls of Jericho / Camal Clutch combination. DX try to make the save but Jericho and Show destroy them. Triple H takes a chokelsam and HBK takes a Code Breaker.