Total Divas Recap 11/24/13
Nov 25, 2013 - by Alicia Fleming
The show opens up with a recap of what happened last week on the show. Then, Nikki is shown driving to think about the cohabitation agreement. She stops and calls Brie and She calls it weird and crazy. She says that Bryan would never do that to her. Nikki says that she doesn’t understand or know what to feel about it. She says that it makes her second guess the relationship.
Then we go to Ariane’s apartment. She brings Vincent a cup of water and then goes to bed. He follows her wanting sex because they haven’t had it in a long time. She says that they haven’t done it because of the illness she got in the first half of the season.
Next, Nikki is shown. She checked into a hotel to think while not being around John. She calls her mom on the phone and reads her parts of the agreement. Nikki’s mom asks if she has felt like a guest or if it’s felt like a home. Nikki says that it’s felt like a home, and her mom says that it’s probably just because of the stuff that John has been through in the past.
Brie and Bryan are shown arriving at an arena. Bryan signs autographs. Then, Natayla is backstage with Ariana and Eva Marie and they try to get her to twerk. Clips from RAW are shown next from Daniel Bryan’s entrance.
Then, Ariane and Trinity are shown getting ready backstage. Trinity tells Ariane that she needs to get it on with Vincent, and Ariane talks about how it’s painful. She says she’s not a sexual person, but Vincent must be getting frustrated. Trinity tells her she shouldn’t go more than two days without having sex. Then, clips from a Funkadactyls match are shown.
The show heads to Orlando, and TJ is shown training. Eva Marie asks him for pointers because of how he’s helped train Natalya. Natalya comes in and watches them train. She doesn’t know what to think because it’s out of the ordinary.
Back from commercial and Nattie calls TJ over to talk to her. She asks to see what they learned. She says that she isn’t okay with her training with him because it’s part of the reason they fell in love. TJ tells her about how Eva wants to train with him because of the fact that she wants to be like Nattie.
Then, Ariane is shown going to a gynecologist. She wants to know why sex has been painful. The doctor gives her an exam and then gives her an ultrasound. The doctor says that Ariane’s lady parts look healthy and sometimes it’s normal to have painful sex or periods and not have endometriosis. Ariane asks about sex therapy and the doctor recommends it.
TJ and Nattie are in their home. TJ wants to go to the performance center and train with Eva. Nattie gets mad and says that she will just go work out by herself.
The show heads to Phoenix. Brie is walking her dog. Bryan calls her on the phone and says that he can’t make it to their meeting because he has to do media interviews. Brie is bummed out because she really wants to see him.
Then, things head back to Orlando to the performance center. Nattie pulls up to see Eva and TJ training. She says that she doesn’t want Eva to put her boobs against TJ’s face. Nattie goes and grabs Fandango to work out in the ring with her. TJ eventually notices that Nattie and Fandango are working together. He doesn’t like that Fandango has his shirt off. TJ gets all angry and says that he hopes he doesn’t work with Fandango soon.
Back from commercial and TJ is shown leaving the performance center. Eva tries to talk to Nattie and Nattie gets super angry. Eva tells her that she is taking it wrong and that she wouldn’t try and get with TJ. Nattie storms off.
The show heads back to California. Vincent and Ariane are in a car and Vincent talks about how he had a good carne asada burrito. They’re headed to sex therapy. Ariane says that talking about sex makes her uncomfortable but she wants to fix the issues. When they get in, she tells the therapist that she doesn’t want to have sex because it always hurts. The therapist asks if she ever gets turned on and she says no. She asks Ariane a series of questions and the therapist tells her she doesn’t think that Ariane has explored what she likes. The therapist proposes that she expand her mind and imagination. She wants her to get a vibrator and read dirty books so that she can think about what she likes or doesn’t like. The therapist says that if they want the relationship to last that they need to expand their sex life.
Then, the Bellas are together. Brie asks how John is and Nikki says that she hasn’t talked to him about the agreement yet. Brie says that Nikki should talk to John, but Nikki is scared because she doesn’t want the relationship to end. Nikki says that she has a big decision to make.
Back from commercial and Nattie walks into her home. TJ asks if Fandango is with her. Nattie says that she got jealous because Eva is way prettier than her. TJ tells her that Eva just wanted to learn to wrestle and be like Nattie. He tells Nattie that he loves her and only her.
The show heads back to Phoenix. Brie and Bryan go to a restaurant for lunch. Bryan gets a phone call from work. He goes outside to talk to the person on the line. Brie gets angry and eats her food. When Bryan comes back in, he gets another call. Brie is very angry. They leave and drive away. She just wanted a couple hours to themselves. She says that she wishes she was dating the guy she dated at the beginning, not the guy she’s dating now. She doesn’t feel like he gives a hell about her. They argue and Brie feels like Bryan keeps making excuses.
Back from commercial and Ariane and Vincent are in their apartment. Vincent went shopping and bought some alcohol and sex toys. He wants to go all in with what the sex therapist recommended. She goes and puts some heels on and says she is going to try and think outside the box.
Then, the show heads over to Nikki and Brie in a yoga class. Brie tries to talk to Nikki afterwards and gets angry because Nikki starts texting. Brie asks Nikki to help her with her situation with Bryan. Brie says that it’s hard being apart from him for so long. Nikki says that Brie is kind of mean to Bryan and that she is stressing him out more. Nikki says that Brie is supposed to be his escape, but she hassles him more.
Back from commercial and Nikki is watching TV. She gets a call from John. He wants to meet her in person over dinner so they can talk about things.
The show heads back to Phoenix. Brie says she has been holding a grudge against Bryan, and she has been selfish and needy. Bryan shows up and lies down on the bed. Brie goes to talk to her and apologizes for how she has been acting. Bryan says that he will try to be better on his end too. Afterwards Bryan says make me a sandwich, woman.
Then, Nikki is shown heading to the restaurant to meet with John. She says that she has been thinking about his paper. John says there is no easy way to go about it.
Back from commercial and Nikki and John are at dinner. Nikki says that she feels John was selfish for not telling her about the paper before she moved. He says she’s right and he didn’t want to show her it then because he didn’t want to ruin things. He tells her that the only reason that he needs her to sign the paper is because he is supporting his brothers and mother and stuff.
Nikki says that she will sign the paper and then offers her own terms of sex and kisses. They kiss to end the show.