WWE Saturday Morning Slam Recap 5/11/13 (Season Finale)
May 11, 2013 - by Atlee Greene
-WWE Saturday Morning Slam 5/11/13 London, England (Season Finale)
Commentators: Josh Matthews and Alicia Fox
Mr. Socko and Cobra have a stare down to kick things off on the slam. Santino and Mick Foley are just full of laughs. Santino suggests Foley books Socko and Cobra in a tag team match against 3MB. Foley says that match would change their tune and laughs at his own joke. Jinder Mahal comes in and it not amused with the jokes at his bands expense. Mahal says he and 3MB are legends and Santino says the only thing legendary about 3MB is that they can actually sing. Mahal says his music will knock your socks off. Foley and Santion raise Socko and Cobra to point out that their socks are still on.
Foley tells Mahal that since he will be waiting a long time for his album to drop, he is making a match between Mahal and Santino. Mahal says WE are excited for the match. Foley corrects him on the WE part and informs him that Heath Slater and Drew McIntyre are banned from ringside. Socko tells Mahal that this will be a solo act. Mahal yells at Socko and tells him this is unfair and then he realizes he is yelling at a sock. Foley and Santino laugh as Mahal storms out of the office.
- Santino Marella vs. Jinder Mahal
Santino rode a “Boris Bike” to the ring. According to Alicia Fox, it is named after the mayor of London, Borris Johnson in an effort to promote green energy and eliminate traffic. Mahal sends Santino into the ropes and the Milan miracle does his power walk strut. Mahal objects to this and knocks him down with a shoulder tackle. Santino attempts a kick up but fails and hits his head on the canvas and Mahal follows up with boots to the head. Mahal delivers a Russian leg sweep for a two count and lands an elbow drop. Mahal hits a double under hook suplex for a two count. Santino shows some signs of life with a hip toss but Mahal quickly cuts him off with a shot to the gut and hits a neckbreaker and locks up Santino’s arm in an attempt for a submission.
Mahal poses for the crowd and Santino rolls him up for a small package for a two count. Mahal drops Santino with a punch to the stomach and does some air guitar. Santino kicks up successfully, lands four punches, sends him into the ropes and connects with the hip toss takeover. Santino lands a diving headbutt and follows up with the COBRA for the pin.
Winner: Santino Marella
Mick Foley is singing in his office while staring at Dude Love poster. Sheamus walks in, Foley greets him with an Irish brogue, and Sheamus says it is the worst brogue ever. Sheamus thanks Foley for putting him in a tag team match with Randy Orton and says there is no better way to kick off Saturday Morning Slam than with an old fashion donnybrook. Foley invites Sheamus over his house for some Irish stew and to sing Danny Boy which causes them to sing Danny Boy together until Sheamus suddenly stops, looks to his left and sees Randy Orton looking at him with his arms folded. Sheamus is embarrassed and tells Foley he should leave and get ready for his match.
Saturday Morning Spotlight: Randy Orton and Sheamus are featured with video clips of their most popular moves.
Sheamus with a Don’t Try This at Home, School or Anywhere PSA
- Randy Orton & Sheamus vs. The Primetime Players
Randy Orton and Titus O’Neil start things off. Orton sends O’Neil into the ropes out of the headlock and drops him with an elbow to the mouth. Sheamus tags in and his a flying shoulder tackle from the apron. O’Neil turns things around with some clubbing forearms to the back and tags in Darren Young. Sheamus cuts him off with a power slam and tags in Orton. Sheamus and Orton hit Young with a double team hip toss and Orton follows up with a backbreaker which causes O’Neil to blow the whistle and call for a time out.
During the break, Darren Young sent Randy Orton face first into the steel post. O’Neil covers Orton for a two count and applies a rear chinlock. Orton escapes with a belly to back suplex but Young tags in and prevents Orton from making the tag. Young delivers a knee drop and applies a rear chinlock. Orton gets to his feet but Young brings him to his corner and tags O’Neil who drops Orton with a forearm to the back. O’Neil does his millions of dollars dance, charges into the corner out of a three point stance but Orton moves out of the way and tags Sheamus.
Young is tagged in too but Sheamus hits him with three clotheslines and a running knee lift. Sheamus lands a clothesline in the corner and hits White Noise. Sheamus goes the Brogue Kick but O’Neil interferes only to be thrown out of the ring. Orton slithers in and hits Young with an RKO for the 1-2-3.
Winner: Randy Orton and Sheamus