Complete Old School Raw Results
Mar 4, 2013 - by Brian Jaso
Well there is no better way to start Raw than with the Deadman. He’s back folks!! Old school Raw starts off with the Undertaker walking out on the ramp!!! When he walks out on the stage the WrestleMania logo apears behind him with fire all around. He will be at Mania. We now have a montage showing how Old School Raw will be tonight, with Mean Gene narrating. Cole is dressed in the Old School Yellow blazer and King is wearing his old King attire. If you are tweeting tonight you can use #OLDSCHOOLRAW #GITR #gerweck.
Hit CM Punk’s music. Punk makes his way to the ring with Paul Heyman along side. Punk starts off by saying he should be Main Eventing WrestleMania. He should be defending his WWE Championship at WrestleMania. He says it’s the fans fault. THey screwed him. Punk says since the fans took from him, now he is going to take from them. He is going to beat the Undertaker at WrestleMania!! He says he is going to make him 20-1. Hit Randy Orton’s music!! Orton tells Punk to not forget that Orton beat Punk at Mania, and that he Orton almost beat Undertaker at Mania 8 years ago. Hit Big Show’s Music. Show says to beat Undertaker you need to be more than a Viper, more than straight edge, you need to be a Giant. Hit Sheamus’s music. Sheamus says he is the only one to have never faced the Undertaker. So he has never lost to the Undertaker. He says his Brogue Kick and his heart will defeat the Undertaker. Out comes Vicki Guerrero and she says these 4 men will wrestle tonight in a fatal four way match to determine who will face Undertaker at WrestleMania!!
Non Title Match
US Champion Antonio Cesaro vs Ryback
I really love Antonio Cesaro, but he has been fed to quite a few guys lately. I am sure this will not be any different. Antonio is not wearing the US Flag anymore, because the American people don’t care about him wearing the colors, so why should he. Ryback is dominating this one with his aray of power moves. He tosses Antonio out of the ring. But as he climbs back in he takes the upper hand on Ryback. Kicking Ryback off the apron and into the steel barrier. He then levels him back in the ring with several calculated blows to the head. Ryback fights back, but Antonio hits his very impressive European Uppercut. He then goes for the neutralizer,but Ryback turns it in to the Shell Shock. He covers for the win.
After the match as Ryback is walking back up the ring we get Mark Henry’s music and the World’s Strongest Man makes his way out to the ring. The two men come face to face and size each other up. This could be very interesting for WrestleMania. Henry walks past and heads to the ring.
Mark Henry vs Zack Ryder
Well earlier this week Zack Ryder was complaining in an interview that he is not on the WrestleMania card in his home town. Well here is his punishment for speaking out. World’s Strongest Slam for the win.
Back from break and we have an Old School sighting…..
The Miz vs Dolph Ziggler w/AJ and Big E Langston
The Miz gets on the mic and introducing the man in his corner, The Nature Boy Ric Flair. Flair makes his way to the ring to much applause. Flair has given his Figure Four to The Miz to use. I really wish they would have paired him with the Miz’s opponent, Ziggler. Better Fit. Back from break and Ziggler has Miz in a size headlock that he has turned into a headstand. Very cool. The entire match Ziggler has be talking crap to Flair. Miz is out of the hold and has Ziggler in the corner. He hits a backbreaker, neckbreaker combo. Ziggler is down and reeling. Miz goes for the grab and Ziggler rolls him into a small package. Nearfall!!! Both men are spent. Miz sets Ziggler up in the corner and hits his running clothesline. AJ and Big E and trying to get involved. Flair attacks Big E, but he is not fazed. The Miz hits a dropkick on him and and then locks in the Figure 4 on Ziggler for the win.
Winner-The Miz Via Submission
After the match Flair and the Miz are going crazy in the ring. What do all of you think about Flair and Miz being paired up?
Back from break………….DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Out comes Rocky with the Giant WWE Championship in hand. Rocky goes on in on about how great he is and how excited he is to be on Raw. He says he just came from Central America where it was 95 degrees and when he got of the plane is was so cold. But he knew the cold meant after 10 long years FINALLY THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO BUFFALO!!!! The Rock says they are 34 days away from WrestleMania…….Hit John Cena’s music. The crowd hates him. Cena is talking about how he failed last year. He failed after he promised everyone he would win. He said that loss sent his life into a tailspin. Personally and professionally. Cena says he gets a chance to rewrite history. Redemption. He wants to give Rock a heads up. He is not throwing this chance away. Rocky stares at Cena as chants of Cena Sucks echo through the arena…The Rock says there was only one man he wanted to face at Mania, and that was Cena. He says nobody has the desire and passion that Cena has. Nobody but the Rock. The Rock says in 34 day Cena won’t get redemption, he’s going to get his ass kicked. Cena then quotes Mike Tyson. “To be the greatest that ever lived, you have to beat everyone living”. He then tells him at WrestleMania 29 his time is up, my time is now. The Rock tells Cena that Cena thinks that he can beat him, the Rock knows that he can. If you Smell What the Rock is Cooking……….
In Ring Action………
Jack Swagger w/ Zeb Colter vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan W/Dusty Rhodes and Sgt Slaughter
The match never gets started. Swagger grabs Duggan’s 2×4 and beats all 3 of them up. He leaves them in a big heap of old.
Backstage Swagger is walking and being interviewed and is jump by World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio
Non Title Match
WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No vs Prime Time Players
The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibease is ringside. He says that if The PTP beat team Hell No he will become their manager. The crowd is chanting We Want Virgil. Pretty basic match between these two teams who have met on the last Raw and Smackdown. It is all tied up 1-1. To finish this one off Kane hits the Chokeslam on Darren Young for the win.
Winners- WWE Tag Team Champions Team Hell No
After the match The Million Dollar Man shoves a $100 bill in Darren’s mouth. The crowd loves it. Daniel Bryan loves it more. He heads back to the ring and grabs the money out of Young’s mouth.
Brodius Clay, Sweet T vs 3MB
Heath Slater gets on the mic and tells Honky to go back to Vegas. This is about a 30 second match with Sweet T getting a roll up for the win.
Winners- Brodius Clay and Sweet T
After the match HTM gets in the ring and starts to dance with Clay and Sweet T. Heath Slater gets back in the ring and yells a HTM. HTM then hits him in the head with his guitar. Classic.
Back from Break…….
Kofi Kingston vs Fandango
I really had hoped they would shelve this guy. He gets on the mic and says he will not make his debut until the pronounce his name right. The crowd is hating this. And not in the good way. Justin can’t get his name right. So Fan Dan Go says he is not wrestling. Thank you Justin. From all of us.
We see a recap of HHH and Brock Lesner last week. They show how bloody and brutal it got. But we are still PG. When they replayed all the blood they went to black and white. Now we get the reall thing. HHH is making his way out to the ring. HHH basks in the cheers of the crowd. HHH says the last time he was in the ring it was 8 days after Brock broke his arm telling everyone he was down. But he said after the cast was off he was in the gym tearing it up,but he didn’t know for what. He was waiting for a reason. He found himself at Vince’s hospital bedside watching him in pain. HHH had just found his reason. He is calling out Lesner. At WrestleMania let’s do this. He looks in the camera and asks Brock are you going to fight,or are you just going to bleed?
Back from break…….
We have a new video from The Shield. They tell Sheamus, Orton, and the Show that they have never been beaten, so stop focusing on the Undertaker. Then they tell them good luck in their match tonight. Foreshadowing?
World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio vs Intercontinetal Champion Wade Barrett
This title vs title match used to be a huge deal. Now it’s just a filler match. Wow. Eiter way this should be a good one. Just as we get started Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter are heading down to the ring. Pretty even match with Del Rio leading the dance. He locks on his cross arm breaker over the top rope. Great move. Barrett gains his last advantage as he prepares for his finisher, but Del Rio rolls out of it into his cross arm bar in the middle of the ring. Barrett taps.
Winner via submission World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio
We now get another promo from Jack Swagger and Zeb Coulter. This one is about Political Correctness. These are so good. This is the 3rd time we have seen Swagger tonight. They are really punishing him after his DUI arrest.
Back to the ring………More Old School Raw
The New Age Outlaws vs Primo and Epico Colon
This is the first time the New Age Outlaws have been on Raw in 13 years. King just said Puppies. Now it’s Old School. We are 2 minutes in and the NAO are blown up. But Billy still has enough for a gut wrench suplex followed by a fameasser for the win.
Winners- The New Age Outlaws
Back from break they have a huge birthday cake out on the ramp. Today is Mae Young’s 90th birthday. The locker room is out to celebrate. Mean Gene starts them off singing Happy Birthday to Mae. She is the oldest living WWE Hall of Famer. Just as they get started CM Punk’s music hits. He walks out inbetween everyone and heads to the ring for the Main Event. God I love Punk.
Fatal 4 Way to determine Undertaker’s Opponent at WrestleMania
CM Punk vs Randy Orton vs Sheamus vs The Big Show
As the match gets going Punk stays out of the ring and lets the others do the work. Each time someone is in a pinning situation Punk slides in and tries to steal the win. Back from break we see Punk and Orton in the corner working each other over. Punk has the advantage but Orton hits his Power Slam followed by a body toss over his head. Cover……2 count. Punk then sends Orton over the top rope and then bows to the crowd. Sheamus jumps in and hits a battering ram. He then is hit with a reverse DDT by the Big Show. Cover but Punk breaks it up. Show then hits the Knock out punch on Punk. Sheamus then attack the Big Show and we are all over the place. Sheamus then hits White Noise on Show. But Show kicks out. It’s still Sheamus and Show in the Ring. Sheamus is setting up the Brougue Kick, but Orton catches him in the power slam. Show then Choke slams Orton and Sheamus. Sheamus kicks out. I guess the finishers aren’t working tonight. Show sets Sheamus up for the Knock Out Punch. Sheamus then hits the Brogue kick on Show. Orton then hits the RKO on Sheamus. Punk then hits the GTS on Orton for the win!!
Winner-CM Punk He will now go on to face te Undertaker at WrestleMania.
After the match Undertaker’s music hits and the Deadman comes out to the ramp. Punk stands alone in the ring surrounded by smoke and darkness. This is what he has asked for. We will see if he regrets it.