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WWE Saturday Morning Slam 3/2/13 Results



- WWE Saturday Morning Slam 3/2/13 Results

 

Commentators: Cody Rhodes & John Matthews

 

Today on the Slam, Booker T will announce the new general manager of Saturday Morning Slam as all of the superstars are vying for the gig.

 

Damien Sandow comes to the ring while holding the mic like a win glass says the new GM position requires the Wisdom of Solomon, just like him, the intelligence of Galileo, just like him, and the patience of Gandhi, also like him. Common sense dictates he is the only worthy candidate, your welcome.

 

Zack Ryder comes out and says he Sandow as GM would be the no fun zone and the WWE deserves a party every Saturday morning. He believes he is more qualified because he is the internet champion and he was the assistant GM of Smackdown. He is throwing his headband into consideration for the job because the WWE Universe wants him to be the head Broski in charge. Woo, Woo, Woo, You Know It.

 

- Damien Sandow vs. Zack Ryder

 

Ryder goes for an arm ringer and Sandow sends him down to the canvas. Ryder gets a roll through pin attempt off the ropes, hits a deep arm drag and Sandow cowers in the corner.

 

[Commercial]

 

Sandow delivers a vertical suplex from the apron into the ring and follows up with a Russian Leg Sweep. Sandow hits the Cubito Aequet and Cody Rhodes celebrates like a kid on Christmas morning. Ryder comes back with an armdrag, an impact move not caught on camera, and a second rope drop kick. Ryder hits a splash in the corner and sets up for the Broski Boot until Rhodes distracts Ryder long enough for Sandow to roll up Ryder, with a handful of tights, for the win.

 

Winner: Damien Sandow

 

-Don’t Try This At Home PSA from R-Truth

 

Backstage: Zack Ryder and Damien Sandow plead their case to Booker T as to who should be the general manager. Sandow says his win over Ryder should prove he is the best candidate. Ryder asks how dumb he is if he thinks no one saw how he cheated and Sandow is appalled at being asked how dumb he is.

 

Dolph Ziggler walks in and says they can stop arguing because he and AJ is going to be the CO-GM.

 

Natalya enters and says she agrees the position needs a woman’s touch but she would be best person for the role and calls AJ a little girl.

 

R-Truth comes in and says he needs to be the one running the show.

 

Daniel Bryan comes in yelling and screaming “NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO to all of them and says “The Dazzler” Daniel Bryan should be the General Manager and says “YES, YES, YES, YES, YES.”

 

Booker T could not get a word in so he left the room let the superstars argue amongst themselves. There will be no new GM announced this week.

 

- Saturday Morning Spotlight - Antonio Cesaro: Highlight reel of his matches with voice overs of Cesaro saying America needs him and that he personifies prestige.

 

- Justin Gabriel vs. Antonio Cesaro

 

Cesaro grounds Gabriel early with armbars and arm ringers. Gabriel reverses a hip toss and goes for a monkey flip but Cesaro won’t budge and it gets turned into a sunset flip for a two count. Gabriel with a backslide pin, a second rope hurricanrana, and a corkscrew plancha to the floor.

 

[Commercial]

 

Cesaro kicks out of a roll up, stops himself from going down in a sunset pin attempt, picks up Gabriel by the throat, and tosses him using an exploding northern lights suplex. Cesaro shows off his strength by picking on Gabriel and hits a gut wrench suplex. Cesaro puts him on his shoulders for a back breaking submission but Gabriel reverses and hits a bulldog.

 

Gabriel drops Cesaro with a series of kicks and hits a standing moonsault. Gabriel hits a splash in the corner, leg scissors him out of the ring, and hits a Asai Moonsault. Cesaro gets back in the ring and is met with a spring board cross body. Cesaro avoids the 450 splash, sends Gabriel up and meets him with an uppercut on the way down and hits the Neutralizer for the 1-2-3.

 

Winner: Antonio Cesaro

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2 Responses

  1. soccer20649 says:

    Why does this show need a GM?

  2. I have no idea @soccer20649.

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